Steven was dancing at community centre disco, when a woman rubbed his bald head. This aroused him and his natural instinct was to pull his shorts off, luckily he restrained otherwise it would be an explicit story.
Steven allegedly buys 12 litres of cravendale milk per week. He uses the milk to make pasta bake in a family-size tray, but he only eats a tiny bit then chucks the rest away. As with the milk, if he has any left when it's time to do his weekly shopping, he just pours it down the sink even if it is perfectly good milk. Another theory is he buys so much milk just so he can do a Layla Rose impression.
Steven has a huge obsession with Babe-Station, the TV show where you call up half-dressed girls and watch them answer your calls on TV. Steven has mountains of tapes, DVDs and cassets of his Babe-Station calls stacked all around his house, Callum's Corner rightfully called it "the Wankers Paradise".
Steven Dawson lives in a guardian system, he has a flat and his carers come to visit him, but he steals from them on a regular basis, so he is mostly left on his own. This means he is allowed around town and goes to community centre discos. This is also how he gets his dirty DVDs as rumors about black-market delivery are false.
Steven dawson always does his weekly shopping at Tesco, but every once in a while, he brings toilet roll in his trolley. This is for when he is too desperate to go home, so he takes a shit in the tesco car park without a care in the world. This has happened 4 confirmed times and 13 rumoured times.
